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Epic Bonnie Tyler song becomes an epic song about Vista. . .worst OS ever. . glad Windows 7 is a marked improvement. . .good move Microsoft--may have restored some of my faith. . .though your IE still needs a lot of work to be as good as Mozilla.
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Peak #12
Peak in subgenre #2
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Dave-lyrics/RECISIO (used with permission)
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2011
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April 23, 2011
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MP3 8.0 MB, 192 kbps, 5:47
Story behind the song
I know they've since released Windows 7, but as bad as Vista was, I don't want to let its memory fade so that no one makes a system as horrid as that ever--EVER--again. Also, I can only say I wish this was entirely fictitious, this is one of the most bizarrely true stories I've ever turned into parodies
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(Hard drive's down) Every now and then my new computer starts freezing and I have to shut it down (Hard drive's down) Every now and then I get quite a bit angry when it feels like it's been loading for years (Hard drive's down) Every now and then I wanna pick up this laptop and throw it out a fast moving car (Crashing now) Every now and then I get a wee bit frustrated oh and warnings drive me out of my mind (Windows crashed last night) When the hell is this thing gonna start (Vista lacks big time) Unlike XP this one isn't smart (Causing frowns) Every now and then the Windows 7 is slow from stuff that runs in the background (Can't be found) Every now and then it cannot find a file it needs and then I have to hit restart (Update Now!) Every now and then when I am really busy the computer wants to update all night (Please not Now!) Every now and then I get so sick of updates that do not fix it anyway (Paperweight waste guys) I wish I had know just what I bought (Like M.E., it bites) This is not the O.S. that I sought And it makes me want to fight Cause it's no good for programmers And the pop up block isn't right Gotta turn it off forever Because it's blocking all the websites I wish Windows Vista was better To be waiting 'til the problems they find It makes me want to shoot this laptop, it's crossed my mind Complaints like this ain't new, but this really missed the mark Even the low price tag won't change these remarks They need to fix this tonight Or Apple may win me out right Although their prices are too high Windows Ninety-Five had the Blue Screen of Death and sometimes that M.E. wouldn't start But I promise you dude That Vista's design falls apart When XP came out, seemed they had got it right But the contrasts are now so stark Microsoft released a platform I hate worse than warts (Low on space, D Drive) It was like that from the very start (Low on space, D Drive) It was like that from the very start And my screen has just turned white Ev'ry click is an endeavor My connection is alright Cable ain't slow whatsoever I think that it does this in spite When I call the tech line whomever Takes my call asks the same crap ev'ry time and on top of that they get the English all maligned I know this much is true, it's actually bizarre Their "tech" is half the world away, those jobs should be ours So instead I should write By then I will have made this right I'll kick it right outta my sight When I was a kid, I just loved Microsoft But Vista left a taste that is tart Gotta know it's true That Vista was bad from the start Did they lose their mind? did they test it at all? Hope that this product is recalled Vista needs to change or This Laptop May Hit the Wall This Laptop May Hit the Wall Bring XP Back Guys Bring XP Back Guys Bring it back
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