Fun Country-Rocker about kicking out a guest who has worn out their welcome! I heard somebody say "SHUT THE FRONT DOOR" instead of another famous phrase that starts with "SHUT THE F..." and thought it was brilliant! PRO RECORDING
Shut the F-F-Front door!
Don’t let it hit you on the way out
It’s always the ones with the biggest mouth
Don’t know what they’re talking about
Shut the F-F-Front door!
I can’t even speak, I’m so mad
There’s a chill in the air that wasn’t there before, so…
Shut the F-F-Front door!
It’s a free country and everybody’s got the right
To express their own opinion
But it’s my party, don’t be picking a fight
With everyone, including grandmas and children
You’ve been eating my barbeque and guzzling my beer
Now you’re just about one minute from getting kicked out of here!
Shut the F-F-Front door, etc…
You must have got up on the wrong side of the bed
Probably had a few last night, and then some
What are you doing here anyway? You should have stayed home instead
Now you totally wore out your welcome
Stop being such an idiot, you’re giving me a heart attack
You better walk out the front before I take you out the back!
Shut the F-F-Front door, etc…
Shut the F-F-Front door!
Don’t let it hit you on the way out
It’s always the ones with the biggest mouth
Don’t know what they’re talking about
Shut the F-F-Front door!
I can’t even speak, I’m so mad
All this hot air blowing, I can’t take it no more, so…
Shut the F-F-Front door (Shut the F-F-Front door)