This parody of the Destiny's Child hit, Bootylicious, was the first really challenging parody I did, it is still one of most creative pieces, and one of the most popular among all of my active songs.
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This song was easily the most fun of P1. I wrote it about my weight, and the weight of most of our country. . .Fat and proud? Here's a theme song for ya!
Thin Girls Can You Handle This
Twink Boys Can You Handle This
Cubbies You Handle This
I don't think they can handle this
Belly Moved, Gained Three Pounds
Looking Flabby, Growing Thighs
Fattest Prick, Too Many Fries
Hey Hey, Forgot My Lines
Inspite of Me, They Lost Some Weight
There You Are, C'mon Skinny
Don't You Wanna, Eat With Me
Can You Handle Extra Cheese
You Gotta Clear Your Stomach if You Gonna Dine With Me Tonight
We're Going Down to Ci-Ci's if You Wanna Dine With Me Tonight
We Leave Tips Carefully Good Service We'll Keep
Gotta Chow Down and Get My Calories
By The Look They Have Gone and Prepared for Me
Oh Look Now It's Time for A Cake Off
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe
Big Bears Can You Handle This
Leather Chics Can You Handle This
Dom Guys Can You Handle This
I Don't Think They Can Handle This
I'm About to Finish Lunch
Hey Now, Going Strong
Feed My Lips, Chicken Fried
Got Some Chips, Got Some Pies
Looking Fatta, Smell Like Mint
The Body Marks are Permanent
Got Ice Cream, It's Chocolate Chip
Can You Handle, Handle This
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe
Move Your Belly Up and Down
Damn That Belly Makes Us Frown
I Can't Help but Wonder Why
The House Shakes When I'm Walking Down the Hall
I Shake My Belly at Every Chance
I Whip All My Tots and Slip Into A Trance
I'm Hopping You Can Handle All This Belly That I Have
Now Let's Cut A Cake While We Prepare To Bake
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe ...
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe