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Bing is the Berciless ruler of the vowelless planet Grzylyrg (pronounced 'Zi-lurg').
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Peak #8
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
Space Cowboy
Rights
2009 - The Coffee House Band
Uploaded
January 25, 2010
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MP3 7.6 MB, 128 kbps, 8:14
Story behind the song
Nestled in between the ancient texts of Bing's early discovery of his mountaintop fortress and the eminent doom of our planet Earth by his most evil plot (albeit by happenstance) known as Asparapuss, is this sweet and simple story of power and cruelty. Bing rules his vowelless planet Grzylyrg (pronounced 'Zi-lurg') which such evil fervor that his street name, to those willing to speak of this vile ruler, is Bing The Berciless. At least that is how we mere mortals hear this name. It is a strange occurrence in their lexicon that the sound of M comes out sounding like a B. By all other accounts their speech patterns match ours of Earth given their alphabet contains no vowels. This anomaly shall perplex scholars, teachers, dentists, jackhammer operators and ventriloquists for eons to come. The CHB, in their quest to tell the story of Bing in the appropriate sequence, view this aural account as the second installment of the trilogy. Although there are no plans to further document the exploits of Bing (history will prove if the Earth is truly doomed by the creature that is: not quite a Veggie and not quite a Cat) we do suggest that you nonetheless Beware. Written by Space Cowboy Featuring the musings of: Space Cowboy - Who tells the story, like no other all the while strumming and plucking metallic strands of metal near man made magnets. AlexOffTheHook - Captured the quintessential voicing of the Sabre Toothed Mountain Eating Leopard. Think: Buzz Saw. SteveStrummerUK - Brought forth the piercing tremors of evil spewed by Bing (apparently angered by some foolish mistake made by a lowly servant). Bapu (That or Ed) - One again harnessed the low frequency dread and confusion that most of that sad planet feels when confronted by their ruler. Fog - Is still enjoying the misty summers on Grzylyrg. At Bing's request. Jonbouy - Beat out the subtle yet effective warning signals (SOS) to the universe using the native percussive instruments of Grzylyrg. The Coffee House Band offers this tale of woe and dread for your entertainment and amusement. Beware, Bing The Berciless.
Lyrics
Bing The Berciless Verse 1 Out At the edge of space On a hostile planet Lives an evil man From in his mighty fortress wretched rule prevails His subjects fear him no they wont go near him They keep their distance far They've been the bearer Of his wicked terror Countless men have died there There aint no place to hide there Chorus You better watch where you tread Dont cross paths with Bing The Berciless You might just lose your head Eyes all wide for Bing The Berciless You wouldn't wanna wind up dead You better not mess with Bing The Berciless Careful where you roam Stay out of the way of Bing The Berciless You might wanna head back home Dont wanna be seen by Bing The Berciless Dont travel all alone Or you'll fall prey to Bing The Berciless Verse 2 He rules a team of mutants Such abominations, creatures oh so vile All that oppose them Fail at virtually every trial From on the planet Zilurg In a tainted pool Something from hell took form Its such a horror Unlike man has ever known. Repeat Chorus Verse 3 Scientists say Bing's creature's on its way They say we don't have long to act We need to hurry to protect our planet Asparapuss Is Nearing We'd better start preparing We'll need the airforce And We'll need the armies Of nearly every land If all our power cannot defeat this Its mankind's final stand Repeat Chorus Outro Beware, Beware, Beware Of Bing The Berciless
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