Parody of Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus. Backing track by Recisio.
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I head to the airport after work
Flying home for the holidays
Take the shuttle up and find my flight
Guess I'd better check in
Security
Here I am waiting in line
Have all these new security protocols, why?
Are they going to save us?
Or are they all just outrageous?
So are they needed, have my doubts and yes they linger
But I'm hoping to get fingered
That's when the TSA man asked me for my ID
And I showed my boarding pass
And I showed a little sass
Hope I get squeezed on the ass
So I took my shoes off
Placed them on the belt
Put my valuables in a tray
Stretch out my arms like yeah
Spread out my legs like yeah,
Now I got my hands up,
They're patting me down
I think they're gonna grab my…HEY!
Yeah, being fondled by the TSA
Yeah, being fondled by the TSA
Gives new meaning to the friendly skies
Everybody's feeling really loose
I don't mind much while being touched
It's gotta be good for the goose
Didn't know they would be so picky
It made me feel like a got a quickie
I feel a little violated
But I'm no longer constipated
My heart is racin' and I'm just feeling befuddled
I just really want to cuddle
That's when the screener brought my favorite drink
So I took my jacket off
And I took my trousers off
And I took my undies off
Now I'm getting felt up
They play with my schlong
And my privacy flies away
Groping my junk like yeah
Grabbing my stuff like yeah,
Wake Mr. Happy up
While patting me down
Not even gonna have to pay
Yeah, being fondled by the TSA
Yeah, being fondled by the TSA
My strip search ends way too soon (way too soon)
Wish that we could get a room (get a room)
Set the mood while we're in line (we're in line)
They play some Marvin Gaye and I feel alright!
Come on and feel me up
You won't find a bomb
Just don't rub me the wrong way
Shaking my butt like yeah (Oh, shaking my butt)
Gyrate my hips like yeah, (Ooh Yeah)
They feel my D cup
It doesn't take long
You know it really feels ok
Yeah, being fondled by the TSA (Yeah)
Yeah, being fondled by the TSA
So I take my clothes off
A full body scan
You can watch me on the x-ray
Poking my pack like yeah
Squeezing my trunk like yeah
Now I'm getting health care
A rectal exam
There's no contraband up there (contraband up there)
Yeah (Yeah), being fondled by the TSA
Yeah (hahaha), being fondled by the TSA (fondled by the TSA!)