Ok-ok, this one is wrong, but hey cannibal Santa threatened to eat me if I didn't write it.

Santa Claus is eating my dad Santa Claus is eating my dad I've gotta watch out On Christmas Eve night The casualties mount He's making folks die Santa Claus is hunting us down Santa Claus is hunting us down Santa Claus is hunting us down No milk on his list Thinks our legs taste nice Yes Santa Claus loves to cannibalize Santa Claus is eating the town (oh yeah) Santa Claus is eating the town Santa Claus is eating the town I hear that fat dude sneaking To kill us where we lay He adds some salt so we taste good Do our best to stay awake O! He's gonna chow down On homely guy pie He loves nice big snouts It's human fried rice (oh) Santa Claus is eating my dad (Oh no) Santa Claus is chowing on Chad Santa Claus just swallowed down Brad Santa Claus is eating my friends Santa Claus' horror won't end Santa Claus' new eating trend If your limbs get torn It gets hard to run He's gonna eat you Won't stop 'til your gone No dinner rolls No cookies will do Gentlemen, Gals and puppy dogs too (Woah) Santa Claus is eating the town (oh no) Santa Claus is eating the town Santa Claus is eating the town Gonna dine now Santa Claus is eating the town Santa Claus is eating the town Santa Claus is eating the town