Hope Santa isn't coming to my town
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Ok-ok, this one is wrong, but hey cannibal Santa threatened to eat me if I didn't write it.
Santa Claus is eating my dad
Santa Claus is eating my dad
I've gotta watch out
On Christmas Eve night
The casualties mount
He's making folks die
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Santa Claus is hunting us down
No milk on his list
Thinks our legs taste nice
Yes Santa Claus loves to cannibalize
Santa Claus is eating the town (oh yeah)
Santa Claus is eating the town
Santa Claus is eating the town
I hear that fat dude sneaking
To kill us where we lay
He adds some salt so we taste good
Do our best to stay awake
O! He's gonna chow down
On homely guy pie
He loves nice big snouts
It's human fried rice
(oh)
Santa Claus is eating my dad (Oh no)
Santa Claus is chowing on Chad
Santa Claus just swallowed down Brad
Santa Claus is eating my friends
Santa Claus' horror won't end
Santa Claus' new eating trend
If your limbs get torn
It gets hard to run
He's gonna eat you
Won't stop 'til your gone
No dinner rolls
No cookies will do
Gentlemen, Gals and puppy dogs too
(Woah)
Santa Claus is eating the town (oh no)
Santa Claus is eating the town
Santa Claus is eating the town
Gonna dine now
Santa Claus is eating the town
Santa Claus is eating the town
Santa Claus is eating the town