A parody that probably half of the people I know can relate to, but one that probably is a little more serious than it sounds--BTW, at the time I wrote this one. . .I was unaware only where my checkbook is-which is not mentioned in the song.
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Well, frankly, I'm surprised not many have done this idea before. I mean, "Anybody Seen My Stuff?" kinda parody was long overdue for this one. I love the original song, and the Rolling Stones, and I had to put this one in my collection.
I woke up one day you see
Couldn't find my watch or keys
Trying to hang on to that job was so laughable
Then my pants had a big hole
Showed I wore briefs after all
Boss was quick to say I'm "Fired"
My mind is fried
I just don't know what to do
Then I, I starve all night
I wish I could find my food
I can't seem to find my wallet
Think I lost my shirt in the town
Likely gonna lose my mind
It's lost, memory's unkind
Hope someday I'll turn this around
I ordered Sex on the Beach
Drank it down, jumped to my feet
Then my eyes became a blur
Trying to avoid a fight
But I swear he stole my bike
Did I just lose it again?
My words have slurred
Lost my pants, so I am in the nude
Left them Don't know where
My car may be gone for good
( Anybody seen my Dickies )
( Think I left them down on the ground )
( Wish I could find my eyes )
( Hey Sir, have you seen my mind )
Anybody seen it around (Anybody Seen, anybody seen it around)
Oh yeah, lost it again
First I lost my boxers
then Fleece
next my clippers
and my whole wardrobe
I hope to find my sanity, it's like this
Anybody seen my sausage (Anybody, Anybody Seen My Sausage)
Has anybody seen it, anybody seen it around
I just walked outside
Looked in
It was gone, yes gone, bye-bye
Anybody seen it around
Why did you just eat my sausage
You should leave things where they're found
Oh Yeah, I must have looked a thousand times
Sometimes I think it's a trick on my imagination.