Parody of Abba's 'The Winner Takes It All'; a tribute to the great institution of strip clubs.
I don't pay to talk
I just came to see a show
Though it's costing me
Twenty bucks you see
I've drank all my beer
I’m sure that she’s drunk too
Nothing more today
No more cash to pay
The stripper takes it off
The bouncer’s big and tough
Beside the big brass pole
She also bares her soul
I was near the stage
Getting a good view there
I figured I was close
Catching all her clothes
Music’s nice and loud
Touching’s not allowed, here
You’ll be out the door
If you try to score
The girls may throw their bra
The patrons stare in awe
And somewhere way up stage
Someone’s in a cage
The stripper takes it off (takes it all off)
Her breasts look nice and soft (nice and bouncy)
She shaved it all down there (under where)
Some guys like it bare (no pubic hair)
But when she does her act
The place is always packed
Some guys get aroused
Most are way too soused
I will take a chance
And get a table dance
Loosen all those straps
And wiggle on my lap
The judges will decide (yes they decide)
Which girls they really like (gets them most hard)
Spectators of the show (drunken horndogs)
Blowing all their dough (tens and twenties)
Kandy is on again (Kandy is hot)
I like the way she bends (like a pretzel)
I just can’t get enough (no not enough)
The stripper takes it off (takes it all off)
I don't pay to talk
I came to see them nude
And she’ll never quit
She’s come to shake her tits
I apologize
If I sound like a perv
Boobs, buns, bush and thigh
Now you can see why
When you see
The stripper take it off (la la la la)
The stripper takes it off (la la la la)
Yes the stripper
Takes it all off
See her shaking
All of her stuff
Skimpy G-strings
Frilly lace things
Girls and beer
I’ll be back here