Be careful what you wish for in a girlfriend. You just might get it!

Bonked Britney Bitch! I'm so tired And I just want to go to sleep Hahahahahahaha....SNORRRRE! Everytime she turns the lights off She cuffs me to the bedpost to deter Me from leaving before morning Says I'm Lucky guess I'm a Slave (4 Her) I need a lockpick, the sound is Toxic Should be acceptin (Should be acceptin) Her nasal septim (Nasal septim) Try not to hate it but its deviated Stuffs her head up (Have to get up) K-Fed up Wish I was Stronger babe but Britney Britney snores Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney snores Britney Britney snores Oh I love her affection (erection) But then Oops she falls asleep again Like trying to doze in a pen of hogs Cause she can sure saw logs Rather sleep with wild dogs It shouldn't faze me but she drives me Crazy With her congestion (Her congestion) Need a suggestion, question? I'd still kiss her lips if she'd get some nose strips Or some Dristan For this man She's gonna wake the neighbors Britney Britney snores Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney snores Britney Britney snores It's me against the mucus She's a girl--but snorts like a walrus! Britney Britney snores Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney Britney snores Britney snores Britney Britney snores Ohh, Britney snores, Britney snores Britney snores, Britney snores baby I just wanna score Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney Britney I bet you could hear this one coming The aggrivating snuffles The irritating insomnia, haha And the unsleepable apnea Ahh, I thought she might be my dream girl But she's a bedroom nightmare, haha