A Radiohead parody about famous french pastries.
Part of my "Parodies Rock" project... This song is about one of my favorite pastries of all time. I'm not usually one for food parodies, but when the title presented itself to me like that I had to take it.
Other deserts make you snore
Those cookies, and peach pie
Get tossed out with bagels
We’re great freshly fried
A pancake but better
With some whip-cream swirled
And coat me in syrup
A whole lot of syrup!
Cause I’m a crepe!
I’m a pastry!
Thanks to bakers I am put here
I made my premier
I don’t care if you bite
Or you can eat me whole
You know that I taste yummy
You know my taste is gold
And if you’re a novice
To the pastry you found
The French think I’m scrumptious
Now you’ll think I’m scrumptious
Cause I’m a crepe!
A thin flapjack!
Slice some apples and some pears
French just like éclairs!
Pull… Out the frying pan!
Try… Frying one
Then fry fry fry… some more
YUM!!!!
Whenever you are hungry
Don’t eat that croissant
It’s hard as a pebble
We don’t taste like pebbles!
Cause I’m a crepe
A slim hotcake
The great flavor cannot compare
When baked by Pierre
You're stuck to your chair