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Written by Matthias, Recorded by Below Average Dave
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Peak #60
Peak in subgenre #7
Author
Matthias (writer)/B.A. Dave (Singer)
Rights
2009
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January 15, 2009
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MP3 3.5 MB, 128 kbps, 3:49
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I bought a kitten I was robbed blind (Not my best find) At first was smitten It purred in my hands (Had evil plans) Mauled through the pet cage that held him And he jumped right through the car’s window In the slums where I await the bums and gun shots I’ll find Screaming “I had him for five minutes!” Found with a bum who’s wasted I paid him, still I’m bitchin’ Feel the claws in you skin This cat will jump up and bite me Makes me want to hit the gin Need some help, need some help I hear a growl and a hiss Swear I think this cat is broken He’s possessed by evil demons A stray if he commits more sins I’m stressed due to this kitten Damn… (Growl!) Oh, no… He’ll need morticians Clawed through phone lines, near six hundred times My home’s condition Is like an Earthquake (He made all I own break!) No, no, no Ship him in a locked cage to Neptune Give him to a crazy widow Give my son and his tramp date a gift with Christmas card signed ”Love you, good luck he is now your pet” Freedom’s so close I can taste it Feline won’t stop it’s mission… Claws are back in your skin No one else can take him from me Till he’s dead you’re stuck with him Need some help, need some help For great advice I’ll pay tips Maybe sell him to some Asians Or just drown him in the ocean Today is where this torment ends But my hate just won’t quit Left a dead mouse inside my shoe Scratching holes in my linins Still need help, still need help He ruined all of my chips What the hell is this cat smokin’? Now my plasma screen’s ripped open Today all of this horror ends… “Here Lies The Damn Kitten” Oooo Ooooooo OOOOOOOOO Loading up my 12-guage aimed at him As he rushes through a dog show Then he runs right through my legs as hound dogs follow behind Knocking me down onto a dachshund I’m red and so very pissed off Don’t care about what happens! Swear I see that cat grin After he has chewed through my shoes Trying to make me meet my end Go to hell! Go to hell! And don’t make any side trips This cat is the spawn of Satan! From now on it’s just Dalmatians I refuse the damn feline wins I ran off to Berlin I got nuts just when I hear “Mew” Tossed that cat in a trash bin Life was hell, life was hell But now I’m free of his grip Open window the cat hopped in Now my tears will need a-mopping From Petsmart bought Dobermans To chase down that damn kitten
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