One of 7 deadly sins parodies, number 6 of the 7 to be recorded

I am a very lazy useless selfish individual I'm lacking knowledge hooked on cable, Nintendo, and shopping malls I have many excuses, and I use them quite rhetorical From Fluffy died to having flus, I use them metaphorical My friends have caught me naked, too, they say my dirt's fanatical I clean up on occasion, but still my smell's despicable I'm singing way too quickly as I'm dealing with a lot of booze When I wake up too early I reach over and I hit the snooze **Family** When he wakes up too early he'll reach over and hit the snooze When he wakes up too early he'll reach over and hit the snooze When he wakes up too early he'll reach over and hit the flippin' snooze **End Family** I don't take any showers or necessary wash and brush I don't know anything about politics or calculus In fact, in matters variable, self-control, and logical I am a very lazy useless selfish individual **Family** In fact, in matters variable, self-control, and logical He is a very lazy useless selfish individual **End Family** I flunked in ancient history, because I faked the chicken pox I only hear a mouse click, cause I use it to buy drugs like rox I don't get too excited at a visit a distant cuz' In fact I'd have to clean up all of the fleas and bury my puss Prob'bly get a million visits monthly from the town police They say the odor's reeking and it has been for 92 weeks But I can be a deuce and then not answer the door no more And stay inside the room of which internal rats and mice adore **Family** And stay inside the room of which internal rats and mice adore And stay inside the room of which internal rats and mice adore And stay inside the room of which internal rats and mice sadly adore **End Family** Now those who think I'm smart have quite surely been misinformed I'm tall and skinny 'cause I do not ever clean my flippin' dorm In frank, in matters satirical, practical, and critical I am a very lazy useless selfish individual **Family** In frank, in matters satirical, practical, and critical He is a very lazy useless selfish individual **End Family** Now then, I do not see the point in marathons or precision When all I need's in front of me on shows on the Television When I can beat you any day in virtual intense combat And yes I know it's nasty that I look like an old stinky rat When my place looks like it's been hit and is all full of debris I'll dress it up with antics like some Air Wick spray and potpourri My sloth is quite unflattering and leaves me drained of energy Some say I am quite Lazy-useless and not too many disagree **Family** Some say he is quite Lazy-useless and not too many disagree Some say he is quite Lazy-useless and not too many disagree Some say he is quite Lazy-useless and not too many really disagree **End Family** Yes I really do acknowledge, that my room is quite a bit scary Perhaps I should be taken off to a penitentiary Because in matters societal, empirical, and financial I am a very lazy useless selfish individual **Family** Because in matters societal, empirical, and financial He is a very lazy useless selfish individual **End Family**