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Vanilla Ice's 1990 smash Ice Ice Baby was ripe for parody, even if my stomach wasn't
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Peak #12
Peak in subgenre #4
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Below Average Dave (Parody Lyrics)
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B.A.Dave 2010, Recisio permission for track
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August 08, 2010
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MP3 5.3 MB, 192 kbps, 3:50
Story behind the song
I've wanted to parody this song for a long time, why, because it deserved it. Hope you like it too.
Lyrics
**COLD** Yo Dairy Queen, come serve it Ice Cream Addict Ice Cream Addict Nuts on top, Caramel it glistens Always new flavors so best pay attention Eat fast? That may hurt your head slightly Frozen so it's best when it's eaten lightly Temp'rature's dropped, don't care though Milk Shakes rock when it snows Top them with cream and cherry makes it taste whole Hot fudge for glaze and two scoops in a big bowl Great; The Rocky Road consumes but I think I'll have a Neapolitan split too Fresh Pies; they ain't right with no ice cream A La carte adds that kick that taste supreme Churn it or Buy it; it always taste great Just mix in diff'rent toppings to suit your taste If you're on a diet, don't give up it Light ice cream's good so c'mon let's cup it Ice Cream Addict Vanilla Ice Cream Addict Chocolate Ice Cream Addict Strawberry Ice Cream Addict Add Hot Fudge Now extra syrup I'm pumpin' Throw some pecans in, down my throat I am dumping Yogurt's too lean, it's too lean, ain't takin' Anything that is fake is forsaken Eatin' 'em; This is really simple Just one scoop of Vanilla Fudge Ripple If you like that, we can make it a triple If you're still cold, fry it 'til it's dark gold That trick's straight from Mexico Throw some candy bits and I'll be sold Getting a sugar high Think my mind has been fried Your head stopped? I switched to light I'll keep on eating 'til my pants pop It's Ten-Nineteen and I'm out of Choc'late Chip stock Store locked at ten man But I'm willing to overpay, Seven-Eleven foods Cleared them out--Took all their Ben & Jerry's Sixteen gallons of some Slow churned Edy's Walmart--They're open all the time Driving road rage-'cause I still need one with lime Heading back home from it all Now I'm feeling ill cause my stomachs track's stalled Pecans pumped out, felt like hell Filled to my mind, so the doctors tell Fin'lly got home and out I passed Woke the next day, went to my stash Cherry to Lemon, the Ice Box's packed I'm need to eat today before the back pain's back So do you all scream for that cold Ice Cream Well if you don't; more for me--the Dairy King If you are allergic, yo, don't try it Hand it to me, and my stomach can hide it Ice Cream Addict Banana Ice Cream Addict Caramel Ice Cream Addict Rocky Road Ice Cream Addict Add Hershey's My feed; caused my trainer to throw fits I'll never get too lean; resolution I've blown it Chow down on ev'ry flavor I've found Almonds top great and I pack on the pounds 'cause the idea of a diet's no thrill Should be a crime just to say all the speel Sherbet I scorn It's a taste I can't accept It don't taste right, no way I can help end this Made-pure milk high grade Scooped like a sumo Ate after I paid, soda the choc'late chip's crammed If ice cream was a crime then I'd always be slammed Try to resist it but I'm always seduced Memorized by the cones and the fresh produce Put bell peppers in it, didn't solve it Just one more flavor and now I involve it Ice Cream headache I think my Stomach's had it My body's Now reacting I'm still an Ice Cream Addict My belly hurts Yo man, my belly's really hurting Ice Cream Addict--it's cold, it's cold I can't have it- it hurts, it hurts Save me Pepto-- Bismol, Bismol Ice Cream Addict-- no more, no more
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