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A parody of Nickelback's "How You Remind Me" Written by Matthias, recorded by Below Average Dave
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Charts
Peak #19
Peak in subgenre #4
Author
Matthew Starvosky
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Matthias/B.A. Dave/RECISIO (with permission)
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August 26, 2010
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MP3 3.5 MB, 128 kbps, 3:47
Story behind the song
Written by AmIRight veteran Matthias, recorded/produced by Below Average Dave
Lyrics
Should have done it while I’m sober A drunken tattoo? Feel like a Genius I got a Spongebob and a Homer One’s on my arm, the other on my penis Cause that is how you designed me That how you designed me I now have Simpson nads That is how you designed me All these funky doodads It’s not like me to think clearly But this takes the cake severely Last time I’ll be drunken Cause finally the message sunk in So I’ve been drunk I bent down Not on my bottom But on my… bottle I have yellow privets Scream, “D’Oh! I’m such a dumb*ss!” Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh no! Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh no! It’s not that I don’t like tats I’ve got some Henna, and some cool tattoos But to wake up to see that?! A Simpson with me, Made me scream (Damn near puke!) Cause that is how you designed me Homer’s chin is my sack That is how you designed me Gave me a heart attack! It’s not like me to be smart But to wind up with the dad of young Bart?! My girlfriend had to giggle On my back she found a tattooed NICKLE!?! Drank that beer bong Got knocked out Next time I won’t even touch the bottle Drunken stuff that I dread Puts me in a cold sweat Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh no! Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh no! Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh no! Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh no! Clever planning of roommate Dan Get me drunk and then become a Demon And this is how he designed me This is how he designed me This is how he designed me Spongebob, Homer, and Cash?! That is how he designed me Awful prank, That big *ss So friends, Heed my warning You won’t awake like I this morning Drop the can! Don’t drink it! Unless you want Teletubbies inked in Don’t get drunk! Don’t pass out! Or you’ll get a tattooed bottle Then get joked at in bed Laugh, “How’s Homer? Your pet?” Pet, Pet “How’s Homer, Your pet?” Pet, Pet “How’s Homer, Your pet?” Pet, Pet “How’s Homer, Your pet?”
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