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JESUS OLDMAN

Let us hope. Let us pray. Lettuce tomato. You are all my Children. I am leaving my life's work to SoundClick. All purchases go to Them!

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IN THE LAND OF 45 RPM IN THE LAND OF 45 RPM

Independent artist JESUS OLDMAN drops "IN THE LAND OF 45 RPM", a My Life Podcasts track on SoundClick. The song establishes its own world and invites the listener to settle in. The arrangement unfolds with a natural ease, guiding the listener through a more immersive experience. With a peak of #1 on the main SoundClick Podcasts chart, this is one of the strongest-performing My Life Podcasts releases on the platform. Discover "IN THE LAND OF 45 RPM" and the rest of the JESUS OLDMAN discography on SoundClick.

#1 in My Life

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BITE MY BIG APPLE BITE MY BIG APPLE

SoundClick artist JESUS OLDMAN presents "BITE MY BIG APPLE", a remarkable release in the Parody Podcasts genre. The track showcases JESUS OLDMAN's instinct for crafting memorable music. This is a remarkable offering in this genre from this independent artist. "BITE MY BIG APPLE" has peaked at number 1 on the SoundClick Parody chart. JESUS OLDMAN continues to build a Parody Podcasts catalog on SoundClick, one of the longest-running platforms for independent artists.

#1 in Parody

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JESSICA OF THE NSA JESSICA OF THE NSA

Independent artist JESUS OLDMAN drops "JESSICA OF THE NSA", a Comedy - Adult Podcasts track on SoundClick. There is an authenticity to the performance that draws the listener in. The track delivers a memorable listening experience in this genre, and effortlessly connects with the listener. "JESSICA OF THE NSA" has peaked at number 1 on the SoundClick Comedy - Adult chart. Find more from JESUS OLDMAN on SoundClick, a platform built for independent music discovery.

#2 in Comedy - Adult

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SCHRODINGER'S GIRL SCHRODINGER'S GIRL

SoundClick artist JESUS OLDMAN presents "SCHRODINGER'S GIRL", a remarkable release in the Poetry Podcasts genre. The production choices feel intentional, giving the track a distinct character. The arrangement unfolds with a natural ease, guiding the listener through a more immersive experience. "SCHRODINGER'S GIRL" has peaked at number 2 on the SoundClick Poetry chart. JESUS OLDMAN is an independent artist on SoundClick, releasing Poetry Podcasts music directly to fans worldwide.

#2 in Poetry

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WE POUND SAND UP OUR ASS WE POUND SAND UP OUR ASS

Independent artist JESUS OLDMAN drops "WE POUND SAND UP OUR ASS", a Religious Podcasts track on SoundClick. It provides textures that deepen the overall emotional resonance. This is a remarkable offering in this genre from this independent artist. "WE POUND SAND UP OUR ASS" has peaked at number 1 on the SoundClick Religious chart. Discover "WE POUND SAND UP OUR ASS" and the rest of the JESUS OLDMAN discography on SoundClick.

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Hi World. I Am JESUS OLDMAN.

Now considering my mortality, I am leaving my music, to SoundClick.

Entrusting them to keep it alive, even after I am gone.

Any money it will make, will go to SoundClick, not to me.

Because I did it for Love, I did it for God.

And I Trust SoundClick, to Keep This Alive For You All. -JO

Band/artist history

The shorter answer to 'How did I get to where I am now'?

A combination of God, and working my proverbial ass off.

I'd say 'literal ass off', but I got a big ass.

Have you performed in front of an audience?

I really don't remember a goddamn thing. I once considered taking memory pills, but then saw how much they want for it. and remembered to say "Oh Hell No."

Your musical influences

Bla bla bla... does anybody ever read this shit?

God said "Thou Shalt Rock" ... I said 'fuck that noise'... God then hit me upside

my fuckin' head. Uh, God won the argument. That influenced me pretty good.

Anything else?

Whatever I want to say, it's all good?

Uh...SoundClick is THE Place For The REAL Music.

The Future of The Music Industry. God Bless SoundClick. -Jesus Oldman

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