I got a loan from my dad wasn't much
a million bucks don't life suck?
I had three wives and to each
I was rude...Ivana, Melania
Chorus 1:
My daughter's hot and with her I would sleep
It was a joke now you know I'm a creep
I can't help what I am
Mediocre Man
My TV show gave me undeserved fame
Smart folks know it's really lame
I made a run for the presidency
The system won
people hate me
Chorus 2:
Three million more but I still lie about it
She got more votes and I just
Cannot stand it
So I'll be what I am
A mediocre man
(Instrumental Break)
(REPEAT CHORUS 2)
Now I sit at the Resolute desk
Look at me! Made history!
In my first year turned the world upside-down
Who'd a thought! The TV clown!
Chorus 3:
In four more years what I'll do you can't guess
Screw civil rights and make sure seniors get less
Take away choice elect Jesus to congress
Might start a war or at least make 'em sweat…
Make you believe science lies you can bet..
I could do more but just never forget..
I'll be what I am
An unimpressive man
A very tiny man
A very inept man
An unenlightened man
A narcissistic man
A mediocre man
2/3/2017
