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No Such Thing As Santa
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Scrooge ain't got nothing on this one.
blues christmas children santa scrooge
Riffs n rambles during lockdown.
I'm hoping some other bluesmen will hear and like, and hopefully record some of my songs. I'd like to write a song that becomes a blues standard.
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Genre
Blues • Blues General
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Peak #7
Peak in subgenre #3
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Ellis
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December 13, 2020
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MP3 3.6 MB • 224 kbps • 2:15
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Nosuch Thing As Santa Hate those Christmas Carolers ringing my doorbell Nasty snot nosed children damn it all to hell Santa Claus ain't real kids your parents told you lies Hate me if you want to run home to mom and cry There's no such thing as Santa He hasn't got a sleigh There ain't no red nosed reindeer Now please just go away Find some cars to break in or tires you can slash Maybe jump some old guy rob him of his cash Don't matter if you're good don't matter if you're bad Christmas s'just a great big scam face it you've been had There's no such thing as Santa He hasn't got a sleigh There ain't no red nosed reindeer Now please just go away You know what else is reallyfunny? Believing in the Easter Bunny And aTooth Fairy who gives youmoney Your parents think you're all big dummies There's no such thing as Santa He hasn't got a sleigh There ain't no red nosed reindeer Now please just go away
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