Nosuch Thing As Santa
Hate those Christmas Carolers
ringing my doorbell
Nasty snot nosed children
damn it all to hell
Santa Claus ain't real kids
your parents told you lies
Hate me if you want to
run home to mom and cry
There's no such thing as Santa
He hasn't got a sleigh
There ain't no red nosed reindeer
Now please just go away
Find some cars to break in
or tires you can slash
Maybe jump some old guy
rob him of his cash
Don't matter if you're good
don't matter if you're bad
Christmas s'just a great big scam
face it you've been had
There's no such thing as Santa
He hasn't got a sleigh
There ain't no red nosed reindeer
Now please just go away
You know what else is reallyfunny?
Believing in the Easter Bunny
And aTooth Fairy who gives youmoney
Your parents think you're all big dummies
There's no such thing as Santa
He hasn't got a sleigh
There ain't no red nosed reindeer
Now please just go away