I'm the voodoo guru
witch doctor
king of the thirteenth moon
pale rider amplifier
flyin higher than the sun at noon
twisted mystic open fisted
barrer of the fuel
the funktifier the bus driver
haulin all of yall back to school
but I never know what to say
when it comes to you
when I come around baby
I'm just a god damned fool
ain't I cool
fuck a Fonzarelli
fuck a Steve Mcqueen as well
fuck a Clint Eastwood baby
they can go to hell
I was born on the mountain top
a billion years before the sun
with a peace pipe in one hand
and in the other a machine gun
but I never know what to say
when it comes to you
when I come around baby
I'm just a god damned fool
ain't I cool
I'm the outsider alien
shortcircuit in the radio
I push the buttons
on the machine that make you go
I sail my viking ship
to the shores of shangri la
with my powers of telekinesis
I remove your bra
but I never know what to say
when it comes to you
when I come around baby
I'm just a god damned fool
ain't I cool
