A bit of a comical track based on a true story but with a twist to make it funnier , was done a while ago but still sounds good , alot of ppl like this one, got a great catchy chorus
stevie mcva glasgow scot
A bit of a comical track based on a true story but with a twist to make it funnier , was done a while ago but still sounds good , alot of ppl like this one, got a great catchy chorus
Lyrics
Chorus
S-T-E-V-I-E that’s my name
S-T-E-V-I-E im fucking insane X2
I’m a cheeky little sarcastic bastard
Lyrically you’d get cemented and plastered
I don’t get high drink all night
Till I wake up and realise I’ve lost my sight (arghhh)
Ive got a hangover and I start work at 6 o clock
Cycle 45 minutes just to put out stock
Im late the boss throws a tin of beans I duck
I just walk by her and say I don’t give a fuck
So im getting on with work and she’s shouting and swearing
This expression on my face does it look like it’s caring
What the fuck is her problem I have done nothing wrong
Now I have to listen to this fuckin dyke all day long
Chorus
S-T-E-V-I-E that’s my name
S-T-E-V-I-E im fucking insane X2
So im finished work thank god another day done
Im on my bike dodging old people one by one
Going really fast now down a great big hill
Won’t stop for anything or anyone until
My bloody pedal comes off I fall flat on my face
Little kids pointing and laughing all over the place
I get up brush off the dirt and continue my ride
Now I know today I haven’t got luck on my side
Home at last and sit down legs are so sore
That bitch Susan starts its becoming a bore
“Where have you been your dinner was ready an hour ago?”
I will say this once and I will say it really slow
If you don’t get me food I will beat you black and blue
So make me a nice dinner or the hospital for you
The choice is yours be wise on what you pick
If you are a good girl later ill let you sit on my dick (haha)
Chorus
S-T-E-V-I-E that’s my name
S-T-E-V-I-E im fucking insane
Dinner was vile I will spare you the details
Im going into my room to see today’s e mails
Got one from kaz telling me to write a new track
That idiot’s always forever on my back
I hear the same old story everyday
Ever since he got pro tools he thinks he is dr dre
So I start to write a track in quietness and bliss
im gonna write kaz a long awaited diss
So im ripping him apart with my pen and paper
Im going to write it and send it to him later
Have him crying all night, after it’s mixed and mastered
I love to take the piss cause im a cheeky bastard
Chorus
S-T-E-V-I-E that’s my name
S-T-E-V-I-E im fucking insane
