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Alternative & Acoustic Folk Music artist from New York, NY. 3,300+ songs free to stream or download (MP3/WAV), with purchase options starting at $1. Add to your playlist now.

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JESUS OLDMAN

I am Jesus Oldman. For whatever reason, I have begun to consider my mortality. Therefore. I am leaving my life's work to SoundClick.

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Picture for song 'THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE' by artist 'JESUS OLDMAN'

THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE

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#3 in Music Talk

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Picture for song 'NOTHING SAYS LOVE LIKE AN AR-15' by artist 'JESUS OLDMAN'

NOTHING SAYS LOVE LIKE AN AR-15 NOTHING SAYS LOVE LIKE AN AR-15

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#3 in Comedy - Adult

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Picture for song 'BUT WHEN DADDY FUCKS THE BABYSITTER' by artist 'JESUS OLDMAN'

BUT WHEN DADDY FUCKS THE BABYSITTER BUT WHEN DADDY FUCKS THE BABYSITTER

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#2 in Comedy

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Picture for song 'ANYWAY ANYHOW' by artist 'JESUS OLDMAN'

ANYWAY ANYHOW ANYWAY ANYHOW

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#16 in Smooth R&B

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Picture for song 'I AM THE MESSIAH, BITCHES' by artist 'JESUS OLDMAN'

I AM THE MESSIAH, BITCHES I AM THE MESSIAH, BITCHES

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#2 in My Life

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Albums
Im the King (Music Video)
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CATS MAKE GREAT PIZZA. See Video. Hi World. I Am JESUS OLDMAN. Now considering my mortality, I am leaving my music, to SoundClick. Entrusting them to keep it alive, even after I am gone. Any money it will make, will go to SoundClick, not to me. Because I did it for Love, I did it for God. And I Trust SoundClick, to Keep This Alive For You All. -JO
Band/artist history
The shorter answer to 'How did I get to where I am now'? A combination of God, and working my proverbial ass off. I'd say 'literal ass off', but I got a big ass.
Have you performed in front of an audience?
I really don't remember a goddamn thing. I once considered taking memory pills, but then saw how much they want for it. and remembered to say "Oh Hell No."
Your musical influences
Bla bla bla... does anybody ever read this shit? God said "Thou Shalt Rock" ... I said 'fuck that noise'... God then hit me upside my fuckin' head. Uh, God won the argument. That influenced me pretty good.
What equipment do you use?
I do what I can with what I got.
Anything else?
Whatever I want to say, it's all good? Uh...SoundClick is THE Place For The REAL Music. The Future of The Music Industry. God Bless SoundClick. -Jesus Oldman
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