A campfire sing-along
Political satire
"Let's Go Fishing"
by Tom Tognaci
Oh, good grief.... where's the beef?
We don't have a solitary thing that we can sink our teeth in.
We had our hoax...that fooled some folks
But our sour grapes slipped on bananas while we had twice tried to impeach.
Well, we got it wrong......the backlash was strong
and so now concerns with martyrdom
leaves only one thing to be done....
...Let's go fishing,
before we put this guy on the cross and nail.
Besides, we might get lucky,
and catch us an orange whale.
You remember Quint and ole Ahab?
Well, the one thing they never had......
a party tradition of witch hunts and phishing.
We got the F-16's, the governmental means,
and we have the will to extinguish riots and any protests we deem unfit.
But it's not enough... the saint thing is tough
So, before we stub another toe
we'll all head to Mar-A-Lag-O.......
...Let's go fishing,
before we put this guy on the cross and nail.
Besides, we might get lucky,
and catch us an orange whale.
You remember Quint and ole Ahab?
Well, the one thing they never had......
a party tradition of witch hunts and phishing.