Big pimping on a Saturday night
Big pimping
Just doing it right
Big pimping
You know I'm cool
Big pimping
I'm a partying fool
My baby left town the other day
She wouldn't let me come
Said I wasn't treating her the right way
I could've locked myself in the house
But my mind said you better get out
Big pimping on a Saturday night
Big pimping just doing it right
Big pimping
You know I'm cool
Big pimping
I'm a partying fool
The hot club was full of cuties
But I didn't like the possibilities
She was cute
But a little too wide
I couldn't even look her in the eye
She was built
But had a very plain face
I backed off without a trace
She was fine but a little too cold
Her phone number I would never hold
I checked out and drove home quick
To have a go at my porno flicks
I fell asleep at a quarter to one
Got tired of watching other people have fun
Big pimping on a Saturday night
Big pimping just doing it right
Big pimping
You know I'm cool
Big pimping I'm a partying fool
Big pimping
You know I'm cool
