It’s my birthday And I want to share it
With my friends and family That are dear to me
Some can’t make it But I know what they’d say
I can hear them laughing Making fun of me
They’d say,
“You’re getting old, You’re losing form
It won’t be long We’ll play a different song
Your aches and pains, Won’t ever go away
You’re sinking fast You’ve had better days
I don’t need no pills Or booze today
I’m feeling happy And I’m doing great
I’m having fun I can dance and sing
I can hear the music With this hearing thing
They say,
“I’m getting old? And losing form”?
But I’m still too young To sing a different song
No aches or pains Don’t Ever bother me
I’m not that blind To see they’re mocking me
(Funk)
Here’s a little blue pill that will make you feel strong
Take one and don’t worry ‘cause it lasts all night long
If you down a red one it will perk you right up
It’s your party but I’d leave the black ones alone
(BREAK)
Thanks for coming It’s been really great
I’ve enjoyed the party But it’s getting late
Don’t get angry When you hit the road
It’s been entertaining But it’s time you go
