Tommy was a quiet little boy
who found himself the neatest little toy
his mum and dad both claimed it wasn't there
Tommy figured they just didn't care
look around you'll never see
Tommy's magic bacon tree
it's not imaginary
Tommy's magic bacon tree
the tree you won't believe
Tommy got sent down to the local shrink
tryin to figure out just why he thinks
his bedroom is possessed of a bacon tree
but now that shrink won't set poor Tommy free
look around you'll never see
Tommy's magic bacon tree
it's not imaginary
Tommy's magic bacon tree
the tree you won't believe
now Tommy's lived in jail for many a day
just for his protection, so they say
and you don't know how terrified I feel
cause I know that his bacon tree is real
look around you'll never see
Tommy's magic bacon tree
it's not imaginary
Tommy's magic bacon tree
the tree you won't believe
look around you'll never see
Tommy's magic bacon tree
it's not imaginary
Tommy's magic bacon tree
the tree you won't believe
