This Is America (Free D/L!)
Comedic song about America. Produced by myself. Off my upcoming mixtape dropping late summer 2011!
I am a complete gangster.
I am a complete gangster.
Lyrics
i pledge allegiance to mof*** in america
thats what i do
ya know what...hand me another natty while you're making me a sammich
I've got a rust bucket in my front yard
and a budweiser in my hand
there's a walmart across the road
i think this is the promised land
red white and blue
apple pies and beef stew
wear a rag on ya head and we will stare at ya
yeah, this is america
this is america (3X)
pam anderson boobies, paris hilton sex tapes
i swear its what makes this country great
ive got nascar running through my veins
threw the biggest party ever when they hanged hussein
i smoke cowboy killers and dip copenhagen
smack sally upside the head if she aint in the kitchen baken
weve had babe ruth on the field, michael jordan on the court
who the f*** yall got? curling aint no sport
you might say we are fat, or we are dumb
but we will bomb your junky country just for fun
because this is the USA
i think about how awesome we are everyday
dont matter if you're
blacks white mongolians
mormons, christians, pastafarians
rednecks, gangsters, hobos
strippers, waffle house waitresses, walmart door greeters
alcholics, stoners, meth heads
ya know what we all got in common....we're america
it dont matter if you are from west virginia and your cousin is your spouse
or if you are a hipster from california
you are still american
i dont care if im fat, gimme another sammich
lost a real american hero, rest in peace randy savage
starbucks on every corner, walmart in every town
f*** in metallica comes on the radio turn that sh** up loud
if i take a sh** i gotta post it on the internet
blow all my money on the lottery til im highly in debt
go to the strip joint to see some naked ladies
f*** a mercedes, drive a station wagon like the bradys
go to the department stores and buy a bunch of useless junk
favorite show on tv is sanford and son
asshole yankees in the north, who even knows in the midwest
rednecks in the south, f*** ing weirdos in the west
canada has nickelback but daughtry is from here
already drank a case hand me another beer
we are america, from the trailer parks to hollywood
and we are better than your sh** ty country is that understood
yeahhhhhh whoooh hoooo this is america b*** es
what you got to say
yall still using outhouses and holes in the ground to take dump?
we got gold plated toliets up in dis b***
dale earnhardt was awesome i dont care who you are
canada take beiber back, dont give us your sh** eh
who killed osama? 'merica
who was on the moon first? 'merica
who has the biggest titties? 'merica
