Started off as a 30 second 'minisong' in the style of EELS, but then lyrics were written to give it it's flava-flave. As for the introduction to the song: As the song was recorded and mixed around 4 in the morning, it needed something to set the tone. So we gave it a ghetto hiphop feel with a "catty" twist. ...It was a really funny idea at 4 in the morning. So get over it.
Lyrics
"ALL THE LADIES IN THE HOUSE SAY 'YEAH!'" *BIONIC CAT SCREETCH*
..ready, go!
Sammy the seal walked out with his backpack strapped.
He's not taking any more bullshit, he's free from the trap.
Walking next to the highway he approached a drunken bum
who threw up on his sport coat as he passed out in the sun.
Sammy the seal. What's the deal with Sammy the seal?
He's sick and tired of all these bitches tryin' to sell him fake stamps. He's so crazy he killed that guy from *NSYNC Lance Bass. Sammy the seal. What's the deal with Sammy the seal? That's S A M M Y THE S E A L!
