Velkro Merkin is a blues-rock-progressive-whatever jam-band. Jeff, Pat, Chris, Marc and Bill all play whatever instruments they feel like in the moment.
Guess I Don't - words and music by Velkro Merkin
Well my baby ain’t too pretty
She ain’t exactly sweet
She doesn’t treat me right now
But I don’t let it bother me
Now she’s got a bad disposition
And she’s really none too bright
I suspect she poisoned my cat now
And she’s always lookin’ for a fight
Now you may wonder why, I want her by my side
Come to think of it, I guess I don’t
She says I’m her one and only
And I’d better had be true
But she sleeps with all my friends now
And I’m the one whose gettin’ screwed
But she whines just like a goat now
If don’t give in to her demands
And whenever I need lovin’
She says take matters into my own hands
Now you may wonder why, I wanna love her till I die
Come to think of it, I guess I don’t
Well my baby ain’t too pretty
She acts just like a witch
Some day I’m gonna shoot her
Dump the body down in a ditch
But for now she’s all I’ve got
So I’ll keep her by my side
But if somethin’ better comes by
That b*** had better run & hide
Now you may wonder why, I want her by my side
Come to think of it, I guess I don’t
Now that you mention it, I guess I don't.
Positively, I guess I don't
