9. Fridge Full Of Margaritas
A parody of Simon & Garfunkel's Bridge Over Troubled Waters
I've been creating all kinds of songs for over 30 years, but I never sell any of them. I try to give them away to charities that have musician spokespeople, but
Story behind the song
Total fabrication. I never got a DUI, but I did spend time on the toilet seat & lawn, thanks to tequila. Mostly straight chugs, though....
Lyrics
When you're bleary,
Trying to crawl,
Up to the toilet seat,
To just chuck it all,
I'm on the lawn,
Oh, losing my lunch,
Tequila packs a punch!
Like a fridge full of margaritas,
I will toss them down,
Like a fridge full of margaritas,
I will toss them down!
When you're on the town,
When you're in a bar,
When you drink while driving,
In your speeding car,
I'll take the wheel,
Oh, when you pass out,
And chug a malted stout!
( Chorus )
Hey there, officer,
Pass on by,
Your lights and guns,
Are shining in both of my eyes too bright,
See how I fly,
Oh, if I have to land,
I'll take your D. U. I.!
Like a fridge full of margaritas,
I will pay your fine,
Like a fridge full of margaritas,
I will do jail tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!
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