This is a song baout a guy who finds his girlfriend in a porno magazine. The vocals are somewhat quiet so check out the lyrics page if need be. Guitar: Mike Watson, Vocals: Me
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Lyrics
I was thumbing through a porno magazine,
I nearly shit my pants,
I saw you naked right there on the page, with some guy whose dick resembled a lance
I became furious, yelled and screamed, picked up the phone and called Playboy,
Instead of putting me through to customer service they connected me to gay toys
Girlfriend in a porno mag, What am I to do?
I sit at home feeling like a fag, while she is getting screwed
I went to your house to show your mom, but she was busy getting her tits sucked,
What the hell is going on around here? One thing is for sure, it's fucked.
She got a cow, it has three heads, It likes to touch her kids in their beds,
But right now, that's not the issue, wipe that cum off with a tissue
Girlfriend in a porno mag, What am I to do?
I sit at home feeling like a fag, while she is getting screwed
Girlfriend in a dirty magazine, showing more than shes ever let me see,
Clits and tits making me throw a fit,
But why is she going for the little dick?
Poor poor Nicholas, Face to face with clitoris,
But I Think I ______ ______ _____, cause I'm illiterate
I'm gonna go home, cry, slit my wrists, cause your bra doesn't fit your tits, leaving me face to face with clitoris
Girlfriend in a dirty magazine, showing more than shes ever let me see,
Clits and tits making me throw a fit,
She must be to good for the dick of Nick
Girlfriend in a porno mag, What am I to do?
I sit at home feeling like a fag, while she is getting screwed
