an exaggerated, satirical glance at new-age gaming as compared to the older eras (before wifi and google.)
i don't hate new games, i just enjoy the classics more. ;)
Lyrics
to wreak the havoc in 8-bit
control the platform in toll
pull out the system in '06
'cause all the bits are getting old
i cannot deal with this sh**
sitting hours at a time
we're wasting only half our lives
connecting fellow allies
only to start a fight
so much that we deal with, hear this
we're not what we used to be
decades gone have transformed all this
yet we simply cannot see
the glory's gone to the wayside
no more the days of the sprite
convert it all for the next gen
control your own cgi
we topple layer and layer
for hours day in and night
we are no longer the player
we only follow the signs
i cannot deal with this sh**
sitting hours at a time
we're wasting only half our lives
connecting fellow allies
only to start a fight
so much that we deal with, hear this
we're not what we used to be
decades gone have transformed all this
yet we simply can-
all of this is only our fault
we no longer hold the keys
catching popularity, yeah
no more with dying breeds
at what cost we have to suffer
all the singularity
stagnation gets renamed with
no replayability
up up down down left right left right
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