Rocket Kirchner, banjo, vocals
Rocket Kirchner is a singer - Songwriter - guitar virtuoso with Splinter records who has recorded 35 records of his material either solo or with other musicians
Story behind the song
Comedic commentary on present US foreign policy
Lyrics
No Oil in North Korea
There’s no oil in North Korea
If there was we’d be there
There’s no oil in North Korea
Or we’d be in their hair
Speaking of hair have you ever noticed the dude who used to run that country?
The man’s hair was just plain out of style he needed one of them fancy queer barbers to recraft, redraft, slim down, shape up, and just plain rearrange his whole scalp
I realize he’s dead now but, his son’s hair is no better.
There’s no oil in North Korea
If there was we’d be there
There’s no oil in North Korea
Or we’d be in their hair
We’re in Somalia, hot as a tomollia
Pakistan, Afghanistan between Iraq and a hard place
Yeoman, Uganda –dropping bombs on Libya
Oops, we hit some kids, but we ain’t hittin the skids
cuz the price at the pumps stayed in place
that’s all I got to say
There’s no oil in North Korea
If there was we’d be there
There’s no oil in North Korea
Or we’d be in their hair