BBC comes across a Chocolate Coin, I mean lamp, I mean...just listen
Funny, crazy Hip beats that will knock your ass on the floor till you cant laugh no more.
This be the greatest thing to happen to Hip-Hop Comedy since...well, nevermind, it just is the greatest.
Story behind the song
Black Boyz Crew has always been fascinated with Genies and what better way to express their love about them than with a song about them.
Lyrics
*B.D.C.*
First off, I wanna big ass rib with a side string beans and some cornbread bitch. I dont
need a lot of money cause I make tons of it but if you gimmie some I wont pass on it. 2nd
wish, thats a tough one man, theres a lot of things that I wanna get me and if I waste this
shit imma get real pissed so I dont know what to do with this.
*Big Smackey*
Ill tell ya what you gonna do, you gonna pass that over foo, because I gotta wish to make
instead of eating me a cake. 2nd wish, I wish I had a time machine I'd set the clock back
and help the people in need, like the dinosaurs man, they'd have a chance with me. I'd bitch
slap Hitler cause that foo was mean. Or I could go back in time to see the birth of Don
King and slap his black ass and the baby nigga scream. 3rd wish, Id get a bitch thats clean,
she dont have no AIDS or an STD, shes got to be nice and be blind as a bat cause im the
number 1 nigga that be tapping that.
*Loosey Goosey*
Hold up son, did I hear you right? Did you say you gotta genie and he's here tonight? Is he
gonna make me richer than Bill Gates wife or should I bust a cap in this genies life? You
say you've been sleeping for a thousand years well its time to wake up so pick up your ears.
Zim-zala-Bim whats cookin doc, are you ready for my wish, can we start this off? First wish,
I wanna dick thats big, so when im humpin the bitches they moan *oh shit*. Wish 2, can you
gimmie a sec or does it have to be now, man suck my dick. Second one, I wanna joint thats
fat, and it never runs out like a doobie snack. Last one, you gonna shit your pants,for
my last wish genie, Imma free your ass. Damn son, you really thought I was gonna do that?
You must be fuckin stupid genie.
*B.D.C.*
Gimmie the lamp back, im having a heartattack; my second wish genie is to make me all skinny
like a bitch, a fine one too, already got the tits make my ass go BOOM. Oh man, I only gots
one wish left foo, and im still hungry. Better make this one count, now what can I get oh
yea...Last wish, you better get this right because ill kick your cock if you screw it up.
*P Funk-O-Naut*
You got jacked, I just stole your lamp and this is one funk-o-naut thats bringing it back.
Genie with a wish of 3 I think its time to set you free. So with this final rub I take I set
you free thats no mistake.
