Two Dead Boy's in the middle of the night
i had to do some research to get the lost verses i think it's as it was way back when
Lenny Lee Warmington is my name imlen2 because my fathers name is leonard
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hi I'm Len
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http://www.oddindeed.com/jokes/ for some elephant jokes as told by steven hawking..
http://www.oddindeed.com/chubby/ to see chubby checker dance to some of his hits
Story behind the song
very old nonsense poem with some of the lost verses added.
i think it's historically correct but i could be wrong.
Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants!
I come before you to stand behind you?
To tell you something I know nothing about!
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only?
Admission is free, so pay at the door!
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor?
The topic to discuss
The crime that has never been committed!
One fine day in the middle of the night!
A fire broke out in the ocean?
A deaf man heard it?
A blind man saw it!"
"A man with no legs ran for the fire engine!
The fire engine was drawn by four dead donkeys!
Sitting at a square round table,
Eating vinegar with a fork.?
One fine day in the middle of the night!
Two dead men got up to fight,
One had a fiddle, One had a drum?
And one had a pancake stuck to his bum!
Back to back they faced each other!
Drew their swords and shot one another!
"They lived on the corner, in the middle of the block,
On the second floor of a vacant lot?
On Wednesday, if it's a fine day on Thursday,
There will be a meeting held in this hall!
I see! said the blind man? "A hole in the wall!"
"Don't be a fool" said the dummy, "There's no hole at all?
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight!
Back to back they faced each other?
Drew their swords and shot one another!
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee!.
A blind man went to see fair play?
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye?
Knocked him through a nine inch wall!
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all!
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
