And as I walk along my endless ugly street
Craving piroshki and a coke
I picked up my Chris Kringle
Radio-playing jingle
I thought this just must be a joke
It's all I can do in a perfect world
That’s how I'm thinking of it
Would you be my girl?
Would you feed and clothe me and tuck me in at night
Thats all I need thats all I need
And I'll wake up and there you'll be
And it's all I can take of this stupid world
I think I'm gonna be a boy would you be my girl?
I never should have listened
I don't know what to do
just put on more mascara
you
oh you
That’s not how I thought I'd win
Thats not how i thought it would always be
They fed and cooked me dinner
They never looked more thinner
It smells like homicide to me.
Its all I can do in a perfect world
That’s how I'm thinking of it
I think I'm gonna be a boy
would you be my girl
