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Why are my Freckles Moving? (Crabs)
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The new version! Amazing recording with lots of added extras. It takes Experimental Metal to a whole new level...With some comedy involved. Please check out this new masterpiece.
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A bizarre melodic blend of eerie, yet tantalizing harmonies driven by intelligent rhythms and technical aggression.
xEDWARDx is a bizarre melodic blend of eerie, yet tantalizing harmonies driven by intelligent rhythms and technical aggression. We produce many different sounds but lean towards in your face Progressive/Metal. Sometimes there are exceptions though...
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Alternative • Experimental
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#21,665 today Peak #175
#4,564 in subgenre Peak #27
Author
Chris and Mike
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2004
Uploaded
June 02, 2004
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MP3 3.2 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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Originally for a health project that evolved into a new form of music that has never been explored before. Crab is a parasitic STD for those of you who are a little slow...
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With crushing death pincers and a big appitite, the crab opens it's mouth and takes a huge bite. Sucking your blood and scaring your wife, you better move out and run for your life. Females lay eggs at the base of a hair, and ten days later, they've established a lair. First little nits, and then they're full grown, and soon the little bugs are all over your home. SO RUN, RUN AND BE SCARED, YOU GOT CRABS ALL UP IN YOUR HAIR, THROW OUT YOUR SHEETS, YOUR TOWELS, AND YOUR UNDERWARE. Having crab lice is awful bad luck, the itching and scratching really does suck. Lindane shampoo is a powerful answer, it kills all the bugs but it can give you cancer. No one is safe from the fierce little bug, Even with a condom, they can still run amok. So if you don't want crabs just do what i say next. All you have to do is to not have sex. SO RUN, RUN AND BE SCARED, YOU GOT CRABS ALL UP IN YOUR HAIR, THROW OUT YOUR SHEETS, YOUR TOWELS, AND YOUR UNDERWARE
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