Some say Santa isn't real
but i ain't no bettin' man
I know only how i feel
He'll help me if he can
Spend to much time in those woods
Pining and writing of love
Made a list like i'm told i should
Sent it North Pole bound by dove
(All I want for Christmas)
Don't want no world peace
Nor for pain to end
Don't want no golden fleece
Just want you as a friend
Don't want no castle in the sky
Nor ali baba's loot
Don't want no treasures piled high
All I want is you
Some say Rudolph is stone cold drunk
That's why his nose is red
But antlers are the females junk
Maybe PMS instead
I don't care as long as she
Finds you in that dark
Maybe then you will believe
You alone hold my heart
Some say Olive doesn't exist
Me, I aint so sure
Someone has to read that list
To keep intentions pure
The elves are too material
Shimmering thru those stores
She's read my mind, you are my all
I'll love you ever more
Don't want no gold peace
Nor for rain to end
Don't want no new tax cheats
Just want you as my friend
Don't want no temple in the sky
Nor minty coins to boot
Don't want no fortunes fived
All I want is you
