Row Your Boat To Heaven © words and music by Lisa Gundling/C. Stewart (Dec. 30, 2013) Row your boat to heaven If you don't want to go to hell The water's blue as far as we can see Row your boat to heaven If you don't want to go to hell I know we'll make it there if we believe CHORUS.... I got a slurpee and some chocolate drops And a great big bag of lollipops Grab an oar and row your boat to heaven Row your boat to heaven If you don't want to go to hell Satan's coming on a great white shark Row your boat to heaven If you don't want to go to hell Those storm clouds behind us are growing dark Repeat Chorus... And the whale will be our tour guide Follow his tail Row your boat to heaven, let's sail