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High Maint Lady, Low Budget Man
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Just me, a few guitars, mandolin, harmonica, couple of keyboards, an occasional songwriting partner and a love for writing songs.
Country Music Artist Singer/Songwriter Traditional and New Style Country, Country Blues/Folk/Gospel -All Country Roots/ All Original Lyrics/ Acoustic / Electronic
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Country • Country General
Author
Rickey Terry
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Rickey Terry 2000
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April 07, 2014
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MP3 2.9 MB • 128 kbps • 3:08
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HIGH MAINTENANCE LADY, LOW BUDGET MAN (© 7-2000 Rick Terry) CHORUS She's a high maintenance lady, I'm a low budget man How we got together, I still don't understand Going to have to drill an oil well, to meet her demands She's a high maintenance lady, I'm a low budget man Yesterday and days before, my Pop, said to me If you'll marry you a home girl, you'll be happy you'll see But I didn't listen, worth a knot in a tree Now I'm so deep in debt, there needs to be three of me I took her out to eat, we made a stop on the way She just had to talk to her blond sister Faye Next thing I knew, I had a full Chevrolet They were climbing in the windows, as I drove away Chorus - - - She went down to the bank, and got a new credit card When I got the bill, it really slapped me down hard Somehow, she spent Fifty-Thousand Bucks, in one day Every store in town is asking when I will pay She drove me to the poor-house, in her new fancy car As she drove away, she threw out her credit cards The folks who run the poor-house even chased me away My wife owed everyone in there more than I can say Now I'm walking down the road, with just the clothes on my back I didn't even take the time, to slow down and pack She bought the Chief of Police, a new Cadillac So it's no real big secret, that I'm not going back Chorus - - - (TAG:) Gonna get out of town, Buddy, while I still can She's a high maintenance lady, I'm a low budget man
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