The Bladder Blues © words and music by Lisa Gundling/C. Stewart ( April 19, 2014 ) When your bladder is completely full Bigger than a brahma bull And the mens room is thirty miles away Just step behind the nearest tree Let mother nature watch you pee Then zipper up and go your merry way CHORUS... We've all had the bladder blues Got some on our shoes When your bladder is completely full And you're a cow and not a bull And the nearest women's room is miles away Just step behind the nearest tree Expose yourself for all to see Then pull em up and go your merry way CHORUS..... We've all had the bladder blues Got some on our shoes
