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Vermiana
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Io and Dexter take on the evil Vermiana. Better check the bi-zantrazene. This could get nasty.
hollandmichigan hope college arcadian mark menning dirk walvoord gary peiper robert schroeder
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Geezers? Maybe.
Fifty years ago four fraternity members at a small Midwest college decided simultaneously that they wanted to form a rock and roll band. This was not unusual in those days following the Beatles historic appearances on the Ed Sullivan Show. Although little more than acquaintances at that time they found that they shared a love for the new popular music that was infesting the 1960’s. Without instruments, or the ability to play them, they sang along with their favorite records and eventually built themselves into a novelty act performing at fraternity parties and school functions. Tired of disinterested or incompetent backing bands they proceeded to buy whatever instruments they could afford and teach themselves how to play. It was during this time that they all realized what they really wanted to do was write and play their own songs. That was a little unusual with the airwaves and turntables chock full of new and exciting music from the British invasion bands and the American counter attack. Revelers on the local dance floors wanted to hear familiar tunes. Now fast friends, the group worked up a set list of 50% cover tunes and 50% original songs. They enjoyed just enough success over their final two years in college to keep their meager equipment in barely working order. Graduation sent them on their separate ways and this signaled the end of most, if not all, of the college buddy bands. But this was an unusual band. They didn’t want their friendships or their dreams to be over. They continued to write new songs separately and sent them to each other on tape through the mail. Eventually they arranged reunions of two or more band mates to record their new songs and pass them amongst themselves. That finally led to an annual tradition of all four members getting together with their families to share and record their musical dreams. Through forty years, seven grown children, multiple career paths and hundreds, if not thousands, of miles separating them, the dream lives on. That is very unusual. We now have over 250 original songs in our private collections. Would we have remained good friends without the music? Would we have continued to write music if we were not good friends? Frankly, we cannot imagine one without the other. We are one of the longest tenured amateur bands. We have the longest lasting day jobs imaginable. We were a garage band when garages only had room for one car. We would love to share our music with you. There is plenty of room on our garage walls for your responses. And don’t worry. Nothing you can say will ever discourage us. A tip of the ol' Gass cap to Eileen, Linda, Piet, John, Peggy, Tom, Ellen, Bill, Matt, Arlo, Judy, Mary Ellen, Pat, Jesse, Ian, Mary, Melanie, Bob G., Dave and Joyce. Thanks for listening.
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Genre
Pop Pop Rock
Charts
Peak #115
Peak in subgenre #19
Author
The Gassmen
Rights
2005
Uploaded
May 05, 2014
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MP3 5.7 MB 128 kbps 6:14
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V E R M I A N A You touch Vermiana You get portulaxis Cast your eyes upon her Your will-power relaxes But touch Vermiana And get portulaxis You get portulaxis And soon you'll die A man who tastes of her charms, he will live no more For Vermiana, she carries the deadly spore Of portulaxis, the sickness that all despise He will be starting to swell right before your eyes But there is one in a million who will not burst He is an unlucky man for his fate is worse He loses all of his will, he cannot refuse Her desire He lives to obey her He cannot betray her Amuse her and tease her He'll service and please her He must "step and fetch" it His life, it is wretched A brief time of slavery And then he'll die The time is passing and most of her slaves have died So Vermiana prepares for her deadly ride She exercises the strength of her evil eye She will be using it soon and she must rely On hypnotizing a man who is free to choose The only hope for the planet is he refuse her Never once has she failed for a man like that's Mighty rare This job calls for Io He'll get help from Dexter The will to deny her The skill to perplex her They find out the planet On which she has landed They make plans to meet there And off they fly When Io lands on the planet he lifts the door He does not know that the air it is filled with spore He takes a breath, the disease takes its deadly hold Io Jaxx starts to swell so the story's told And in a moment our hero will live or die Dexter's ship starts to land, there's a friend nearby He was slightly detained making up the suit That he wears The fabric is coslon Got rivets of flextron It's sealed to protect him No spore will infect him He starts out his testing The time it is racing He must make the vaccine For Io Jaxx The hypodermic he fills with his new vaccine He counteracted the spore with bi-zantrazene No time to test it, he gives it to Io Jaxx And in a moment he'll know how the spore reacts Now Io's head start to clear and the swelling dies Determination is flashing within his eyes Vermiana is in for a great surprise She'll be cured They'll be neutralizing The spores and the poison She'll get an injection To cure her infection Io plans to meet her So he can defeat her He gives her a challenge She can't refuse The competition would be could she hypnotize him If she could Io Jaxx would become the prize He would remain on her planet, accept his fate He'd face her time and again, she would dominate With her insatiable lust she cannot deny The thrill of owning a man who just might defy her She accepts Io's challenge to meet our hero Alone Io wears the lenses That Dexter created Augments his defenses Her strength is abated Though his will is tested He can not be bested Her efforts are wasted On Io Jaxx Io Jaxx has cured the queen Dexter used bi-zantrazene Portulaxis, it has seen It's last victim Could it be here's Io Jaxx Trusty sword and fearsome ax Fights for good drives evil back He's our hero Could it be here's Dexter Eul Whiz with gizmos, master of tools Builds the means to finish the cruel Heads of darkness
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