Eight Legged Daddy © words and music by C. Stewart ( July 30, 2014 ) I'm a bare footed octopus A creature of the sea Open up your treasure chest Give a coin to me CHORUS.... Eight legged daddy needs brand new shoes Would ya like to make a donation Eight legged daddy needs brand new shoes So I can take a vacation Groovy Roman sandals Would be just fine A 10's a little loose on me I must be a 9 Repeat Chorus.... The underwater jukebox Is playing James Brown That's when my harry ol' legs Go to town Repeat Chorus....