Full title - That Chair in the Corner (is a Transgalactic Listening Device) All music by Victor Snow
Solo artist and one man band from Kansas City.
Story behind the song
We all know there are hidden dangers in every home, but this is one you probably hadn't considered.
Lyrics
That Chair in the Corner is a Transgalactic Listening Device
1
I woke up this morning and something did not seem quite right
Could not place, what it was, but now I see with open eyes
Such an unassuming shade of gray
But it's clearly disturbing my feng shui
2
I blinked once, I blinked twice, but the feeling did not go away
And then it, dawned on me, that catastrophe was on the way
Who will believe my tale?
Will anyone else see through the veil?
Chorus
That Chair in the Corner is a Transgalactic Listening Device
It's warping time and space to hide from our eyes
Transmitting information aiding in our imminent demise
Who can help us stop the menace before it kills all humankind?
3
Before you, discount me, please just try and think this through
If you were, enlightened, then tell me what would you do?
If you saw this fertile land
Being destroyed, by the evil greed of man
Why didn't we change our ways - leave behind our destructive days
Now we have antenna coils, in every home, broadcasting through, the memory foam, it's been really nice knowing you...