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to bad you cant be me-mp3
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Lenny Lee Warmington is my name imlen2 because my fathers name is leonard get it? = imlen2.
hi I'm Len all of my music is free to download. I have a website called oddindeed.com here are some links you can follow http://www.oddindeed.com/jokes/ for some elephant jokes as told by steven hawking.. http://www.oddindeed.com/chubby/ to see chubby checker dance to some of his hits
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Peak #106
Peak in subgenre #20
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December 18, 2015
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MP3 3.1 MB 128 kbps 3:21
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hi i'm me and i guess you will never be it's way hell gay too bad you aint me and most likely never gonna be i wake up happy every day been this way for forty two years yep i got out of high school and have not stopped laughing yet when i get up the deer are playing in the yard out the window i can see my custom cars and a thousand old oak trees all of them belong to me. i love my wife we almost never fight. i got five kids and they think i am alright. i got the tests back from the doctor today and he tells me my cholesterol is o stinking k. and i weigh the same as i did at age eighteen. my dad is 90 and rode a yamaha to play tennis at the college yesterday. i aint smoked a cigarette in over a year. i just do not drink any alcohol and the last time i got arrested was over thirty years ago. yeah buddy they taught me a lesson sure enough. steel walls and doors of bars sure do leave a lasting impression on a wild young one tends to calm a guy right down. fact is the last run in with the law was over my electric tricycle maybe possibly being illegal. i think not he thinks yes but no ticket yet. thing is i am happy i love every day i thank the lord for every single day i get to wake up and it looks like barring any lemon snicketies i am going to be here for many more years life is good hooray i got the foxo gene my house is paid for my car is paid for and i don't have any credit cards. at all never have. they tend to not lend money to a man with a sense of humor. now that they legalized weed i can spend my day's puffing away puts a grin on my toothless face did i ever tell you about that they all got took out by a welfare dentist named muhamed ali don't laugh really that was his name they gave me a set of plastic teeth but they feel like i got a crescent wrench in my mouth so i never wear them so much for vanity that's why i eat at mac donalds the meat has already been chewed my body has aged but i still want to jump on my bike and do wheelies the whole block long but i refrain cause i break when i fall now when i was young it seemed i bounced off stuff a lot better and man i sure am sorry you can't be me hepititus see if you can catch the short cut to the long run string it along till it takes the hook
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