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Lenny Lee Warmington is my name imlen2 because my fathers name is leonard get it? = imlen2.
hi I'm Len all of my music is free to download. I have a website called oddindeed.com here are some links you can follow http://www.oddindeed.com/jokes/ for some elephant jokes as told by steven hawking.. http://www.oddindeed.com/chubby/ to see chubby checker dance to some of his hits
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Alternative • Experimental
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Peak #163
Peak in subgenre #16
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June 14, 2016
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MP3 3.6 MB • 128 kbps • 3:53
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so way back way way back in time i had forced physical education in junior high school the coach would give us wooden sticks and march us up and down the foot ball field your left! left! left right! left. over and over. they forced me to play football the coach would give me swats with a big paddle if i refused the same with baseball. i was really lousy at it i could not catch at all. i did have a skill that i used i was extremely good at getting a piece of the bat on the ball i could stick out the bat and connect with every single pitch they threw. but no power just foul ball after foul ball and a few successful bunts. the other teams all knew it and their pitcher would call for everybody to move in close move in move in he would call out to his team mates. and all of the fielders would line up along the baseline and if i refused to play there was the swats i was always getting swats i got swats for refusing to participate in the enforced square dancing yes really enforced square dancing in junior high school. they would take all the boy's in the seventh grade and line them up along the wall of the gymnasium with the seventh grade girls lined up along the other side and demand that the boy's walk across the floor one by one and select a square dance partner. slowly the lines thinned down until i would be left standing there and the coach would come over and drag me over to the one last ugly "freckled" fat girl that was left over always me and the strawberry girl. al a mand left dose e doe and a couple of traw law laws or i could just go to the principals office and get my swats. one time we had a science teacher that was incredibly lazy he would make us copy the papers for the test with a hand cranked mimeograph machine that stank and went cha chunk cha chunk and printed in blue goo. then we would have to line up around a long table and take one paper from the first stack and one from the second and so on until we came to the stapler on the end and we would staple them well me being a perpetual wise ass i had stapled all of mine on the wrong corner. when the teacher saw it he knew instantly who dunnit and flew into a rage. i saw the veins bulging out all over his face he turned a crimson red and tried to grab me. i ran out the door and hopped on a electric cart the janitor had left parked outside the door. i roard off on it. i drove down the hallways beeping the horn and running over all the trash cans making a huge mess. all the kids came out and cheered me on but then boris the monster saw me he was the biggest ugliest janitor of all time he was mad and grabbed me by my hair and dragged me off the electric cart and proceeded to take me to the principles office once again! well that was it. they put me in a special education curriculum. suddenly i was a rider on the short bus! put in a class with the weirdo's imagine that. me a weirdo? they had books that had weird endings to try and record your reaction the teacher would come over and say so what did you think of that book. i never let on that i was on to him and would say things like it was boring or it was o k i guess. there was a girl in the class i am sure it was because she could not keep her pants on she would whip off her panties at the first sign of any guy being anywhere near her she was not retarded just really really horny. it was a fun class. i learned a lot from her no wait i mean it the class. the teacher would question me about sexual activities that he was sure were going on in his classroom it infuriated him when i kept saying "what" and huh! just like vinnie barbarino wel the school was torn down the science teacher croaked from a popped vein i guess and we moved away and i got old now i am an old wise ass same ole same ole
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