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Funk Crazy (1st World Problems)
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We all think we have problems.... And BTW, I don't have 26 pairs of shoes. But my toaster DID break.
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I'm a guitarist, singer, and songwriter from central Kentucky. My music is a mix of many different influences; from the country and western I heard as a child
I'm a guitarist, singer, and songwriter from central Kentucky. My music is a mix of many different influences; from the country and western I heard as a child to some stuff I heard yesterday. I was a full time, working musician for over twenty years; doing clubs and concerts all over the eastern U.S., but mainly in Kentucky, Tennessee, Indiana, Ohio, and Florida. I have played every kind of venue; from the smallest, seediest club to 10,000 seat concert halls. Loved every minute of it. I also spent many hours in various studios as both musician and producer on a variety of projects. I am now a part time musician; I divide my musical time between writing and recording my own songs and playing with a great bunch of musicians in a band called "The Grandees". I write songs primarily to make you shake your money maker. I'm not deep, and I'm certainly no virtuoso. I just want you to have a good time. The songs I have here are from my second solo CD, titled "The Twisted Tale Of The Honky Tonk Monkey", which is available at CDBaby.com and my upcoming CD "Bad Choices Make Good Stories". My first CD, "All Night Radio", is available at CD Baby and fine CD discount bins everywhere. Thank you for visiting, and... TURN IT UP!!!!!
Song Info
Genre
R&B Funk
Charts
Peak #127
Peak in subgenre #8
Author
RS Cain
Rights
RS Cain/Bear In The Woods Music
Uploaded
August 08, 2016
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MP3 4.9 MB 160 kbps 4:19
Story behind the song
Just thinkin' about my "problems" one day.....
Lyrics
Toaster's broke, ain't no joke What am I gonna do? Energy bar for breakfast And 26 pairs of shoes I gotta go, runnin' way too slow Jump in my ponderous ride Hit the button to raise the door And back that sucker outside I got dreams, I got schemes, I'm in redemptive scenes But first I gotta pay my dues Buy some time, drop a dime, payin' way under prime Have you seen my Bolivian shoes? On the clock, on the chopping block The window's down the hall Make a toast, drop a post Connect my conference call Who's gonna serve what I deserve Gimme my silver and gold "Do what's right and you'll have your night" Is what we're always told Got no tears, Got no fears, you ain't gettin' in here 'Cause I got plenty to lose Build a wall, kill 'em all, give me back my job at the shopping mall Buddy ain't ya seen the news? Facin' my 1st world problems Singin' my Christian Blues Wonderin' how to solve 'em Bad luck is no excuse IPad froze, TV blows Internet's way too slow Time to kill, can't buy a thrill Where did my fit-bit go? Trendy beauty, jury duty Same as yesterday Feelin' young and smooth and I can boldly move As soon as I can figure which way I got dreams, I got schemes, I'm in redemptive scenes But first I gotta pay my dues Draw the line, drop a dime, ain't no reasons justify these crimes Have you seen my Bolivian shoes? Facin' my 1st world problems Singin' my Christian Blues Wonderin' how to solve 'em Bad luck is no excuse Funk Crazy (1st World Problems) Share This TRINITY VENOM 07/10/16 01:57:06PM @trinity-venom: Yep, this gets the James Brown/Bootsy Collins seal of approval. :) WhereWolf 06/13/16 08:21:11PM @tlt50: ~AwwwwwwwwwwOooooooooooooooooooSOME~ Brutha''''''''' :) ***** WolF ,,, josephrodz 06/13/16 08:18:45PM @josephrodz: Killer rythm bobby! Rusty James 06/13/16 04:53:41PM @rusty-james: Good to hear that you're still on the good foot with your brand of Kentucky Bluefunk brother. Nice work RS, dig the whole vibe of this song. Peace. Dace Yates 06/13/16 04:34:08PM @dace-yates: Great to see and hear you old friend. I have been getting funky with my last few tunes also..man!! This is tight and off the hook brother!! Got me dancing in my chair. Awesome tune! Hope to hear more soonest. Nice vocal work!!!! Tags Like 0 Dislike 0 ProJam Skin © 2016 The Mixposure Network Terms Of Service | Privacy Policy | Contact Us copyright ©2016 , all rights reserved Powered by Mixposure Indie Audio Mastering Chatrooms
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