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Lenny Lee Warmington is my name imlen2 because my fathers name is leonard get it? = imlen2.
hi I'm Len all of my music is free to download. I have a website called oddindeed.com here are some links you can follow http://www.oddindeed.com/jokes/ for some elephant jokes as told by steven hawking.. http://www.oddindeed.com/chubby/ to see chubby checker dance to some of his hits
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Podcasts • Music Talk
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Peak #5
Peak in subgenre #2
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June 24, 2017
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MP3 3.5 MB • 128 kbps • 3:48
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i never meant to wax prophetic or wane prostetic but it has gotten to this! i never take baths i worry about some one coming in and saying he's got a gun and he's pissed off' it's a why me thing it's like the guy with the swastika banging on the door and asking for some chick who never lived here then stealing my little honda car right out of my driveway i even heard it drive off that was one of those why me things i live way out in the hills no city no sidewalks just star thistle and dry weeds yet they keep coming i got nothing i aint no grandwazoo i aint even all that much help to myself makes you wonder what the hell why me the cats came! they came like somebody left a note in cat language out at the road saying sucker lives here now my personal thing is i never ever hurt any thing so i feed them so now there are a crap load of cats hanging out. i never set out to have even one of them but there they are all over the place another why me another thing is i never counted on all the weirdo friends my children would drag out here so not only did i get children and grand children i got a million know nothing weirdo friend of my children that all expect me to remember their names or nick names as it would apply. and why am i the last person to realize that i am an old coot me i am the last person who could possibly be an old coot a methusala but it occurs to me that is just what i am and if i tried to do a wheelie on my stingray i would crack in half and never walk again i first noticed it when things started to not get better like pains in the back way back in ago time they would get better and go away but no more when it starts to hurt it keeps on doing it on and on and whats up with the pee thing takes ten minutes to take a wizz and i got to wizz ten times a night it's all why me's how the hell did i get here without even noticing that's what i want to know it's kinda like when you were a kid and you bought one of those big containers of bee bees and started blasting them away like they would never run out but to your surprise they do and in what seemed like no time at all poof they were gone how could it be just a while ago i had plenty of them now they are all gone wow man how about them apples do you get it are you old i bet you are i bet you only think you are young still but what about the brittle old teeth huh? or back pain early in the morning yep you got it and it only gets worse soon the back pain will be all the stinking time wheelie time is over how near is your new walker or how long until you are in diapers again. ten fifteen just like the bee bee's gone before you know it poof you got melanoma poof you got the big c gasp wheeze you got the c oh pee dee. yep it's coming to a home near you or are you going to a home in nowhere the place where it smells like pee all the time and they wheel you around strapped into a wheeled chair and set you in the hall while they change the sheets on your sweat soaked bed next to the old dude that yells and cries for his long gone family.and in the dreary lonely night the emergency exit light at the end of the hall beckons get out. get out! get out?
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