A basic three chord rock and roll tune
Born 1948, in love with music all my life. Grandparent, three kids, six grandkids, play Warcraft, live life with the love of my life.
Story behind the song
This song was created to intentionally upset people, insult people and other wise simply piss people off. However, I got the reverse, most people like it. At concerts people were encouraged to write verse and come up on stage and sing it. Didn't matter if they could sing or not.
Lyrics
Chrous
Say five Hail Marys, put a quarter in the box, then you will b saved
If you want to get to heaven, it isn't very hard, got to have a Bingo Card, got to have a Bingo Card.
Verse 1
Maharishi Yoga concentrate on you navel, you will get to heaven as soon as you are able
But chanting all those mantras just as loud as you can, don't make you anymore than a man, don't make you any more than a man.
Chorus
Verse 2
Mary Baker Eddy says it all in your mind, must be hard to find
She says its all illusion and God was just a man, her I can't understand, her I can't understand.
Chorus
Verse 3
Aliester Crowley and Anton LaVey, if you were here today (What will he do?)
I bet you put your pants on one leg at a time just like I do mine, just like i do mine
Chorus
Verse 4
You've got your psychic readers and they're all online, you can find them almost any old time
They'll you all about you for a few dollars more, I think they're all psychic whores, I think they're all psychic whores.
Chorus
Verse 5
Witches and their cauldrons under neathe the full moon, it will be boiling soon
Throw in a potato and a turnip or two, have your self a wonderful stew, have your self a wonderful stew
Bingo!
Chorus + 2x You got to have a bingo card!
Everybody solo!
We thank you very much and hope we passed the audition
