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Porn In The Whitehouse
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social commentary
political satire
Folk singer, social commentary, satire, people's stories, children's music
Hi Folks, The Bard Insurgent here. My comrade D.O. (the Poet Roofer) and I got that handle (The Bard Insurgents) from traveling town to town performing songs and poetry about people's lives. I've been performing since I was 3 years old, cutting my vocal chords on liturgical and classical music. I was a concert soloist as a child, when I wasn't herding cows, throwing hay and shoveling manure. During the Civil Rights movement and the Vietnam war, I began writing songs about social change. I left the country in 1970 and my dozen years in other countries, mostly in Africa & South America, have provided a global perspective to my music. My travels helped me realize that people all around the world are essentially the same in their basic life needs and their desires to live peacefully in their communities. These experiences have informed my commitment to working for international understanding as I organize at home. A powerful way to educate and inspire is with music. I tell people's stories, do social commentary with a touch of satire that I hope you enjoy and share with your friends, as well as sing together in the streets and in your living rooms. I also have children's music written for the children in my life with Jacob and Kayla as primary muses. Looking forward to seeing you on the road, Tom
Song Info
Charts
Peak #1
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
Tom Neilson
Rights
2018
Uploaded
November 08, 2019
Track Files
MP3
MP3 4.3 MB 160 kbps 3:44
Story behind the song
In June 2018, MSNBC host, Mika Brzezinski claimed that Trumps biggest complaint is that he cant watch porn at the White House.
Lyrics
I can't watch porn in the White House; Can't get any skin on TV Can't call 900 numbers; No sex on the phone for me Nobody told me it'd be like this; Got a full time chaperone Can't watch porn in the White House; If only I had known And Melania, she won't kiss me,,Won't even hold my hand In front of everyone dis me, Why wont she understand? And I ain't done no pussy grabbin Like I bragged to Billy that day Can't watch porn in the White House, Not presidential, they say Can't watch those beauties undressin At the pageants anymore Cant be handlin or messin, Not what I had in store. Ain't done no boobie gropin, they say its misogyny But Ill never stop hopin For a little infidelity And look at all that I gave up, How could this happen to me? And I wish Melania would make up And give me a kiss on TV Stormy and all the others Didn't they get enough dough? Can't watch porn in the White House; How was I to know?
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