As I survey the tundra that is Mendocino Avenue,
I think of a whole life spent in one town,
think of how we all need something new.
Would you like a tour of our two malls?
Of our Junior College?
Second best of its kind in the nation.
It's almost enough to make you never want to leave.
Welcome to Antarctica, California.
With scenic views of glaciers;
the ice shelves are the perfect place to rest your lowered standards
and hopes of getting out alive.
