What if the Beatles had been into phonics....?
Hello! Merry and Pippin are parody writers. We hope you enjoy our parodies of popular songs from the 50s thru 00s.
Story behind the song
Pippin dreamed this one up while on the train...
Lyrics
Ben, he blindly belts his briny bubbles
Bungled buried bumblebees
Beaky birds eat bread buns, letter B
Banned in their bower of bark nests
Beasts are blandly biting butter beans
Blinking bursar’s bid’s done, letter B
Letter B, letter B
Letter B, letter B
Blissful ‘burbs of Brisbane, letter B
Bent blended blokey bart-ish beat boys
Bidding bins, but blurred buggy
Bear brawls bite a bouncer, letter B
Boor beau be Blaine, he bartered berries
Built a branch but balefully
Blair’s got Britain’s answers? Letter B
Letter B, letter B
Letter B, letter B
Bran’s bare bell-y balldancer, letter B
Letter B, letter B
Letter B, letter B
Blizzard burgs beprisoned, letter B
(Balalaikas, bassoons and basses blend in)
Letter B, letter B
Letter B, letter B
Blistered broads boffed Brandon, letter B
But Bin, be biting brownies
Burr-y Bill be blighted, blimey Bree!
Buy one ball, don’t borrow, letter B
By baking brew all brown and boozy
Brother Barry’s blunder be
Busty boobs and big bums, letter B
Better see! Letter B
Letter B, yeah letter B
Oh, bumptious be Bonanza, letter B
Letter B, letter B
Letter B, yeah letter B
Blares and brayes Beyoncé
Letter B, letter B
Letter B, yeah letter B
Beschnitten be a Bris bone, better be…
